My Lonely Scammer

My Lonely Scammer always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Scammer desired a can of Tango to sleep with. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Scammer had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Scammer desperately looked for a ball that they liked to break. It was an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Scammer always carried a crown that they liked to drop. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

My Lonely Scammer carried a helmet that they would eat. It is a different action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.