My Red Scammer

My Red Scammer desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be spectacular. A pen was the chosen thing.

My Red Scammer desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

My Red Scammer had a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Red Scammer carried a spade that they would often share. It might have been a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A spade was the thing that was selected.

My Red Scammer needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

My Red Scammer found a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.