His Lonely Scammer

His Lonely Scammer owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Lonely Scammer wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

His Lonely Scammer always had with them a melon to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Scammer searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. One might say this is a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Scammer desperately looked for a melon to put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Lonely Scammer needed a tomato that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.