Fat Scammer

Fat Scammer had a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Fat Scammer found a chocolate bar that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Fat Scammer desperately desired a computer that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Fat Scammer found a sword to demolish. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was out of this world. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Fat Scammer always had with them a little monkey that they would often throw. It might be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Fat Scammer always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.