Her Unusual Scammer

Her Unusual Scammer owned a bag of poop that they would drop. One might say this is a weird thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Unusual Scammer desperately wanted a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Her Unusual Scammer desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Unusual Scammer desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A hat would be the item that was opted for.

Her Unusual Scammer desired a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Her Unusual Scammer always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.