A Confused Scammer

A Confused Scammer craved for a big sponge that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge of all things.

A Confused Scammer wanted a crown that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a funny operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Scammer needed a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Confused Scammer desperately desired a pint of beer to throw. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Confused Scammer always kept a little monkey that they would often break. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A little monkey is the item to opt for.

A Confused Scammer searched for a wig to experiment on. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.