The Anxious Scammer

The Anxious Scammer always kept a lava lamp that they would often worship. It might be an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Scammer carried a melon to eat. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Scammer carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Anxious Scammer always had with them a pint of cider to play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Anxious Scammer desperately craved for a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Scammer needed a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.