The Colourful Scammer

The Colourful Scammer looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Scammer always carried a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Scammer found a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Scammer found a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Colourful Scammer carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Scammer desperately desired a computer to worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was selected.