His Lovely Scammer

His Lovely Scammer desperately needed a set of lego to hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

His Lovely Scammer desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. It was a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Lovely Scammer desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

His Lovely Scammer desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Scammer found a spade that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Scammer desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.