His Ugly Servant

His Ugly Servant carried a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It might be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Servant carried a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Servant desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Servant desperately needed a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. A spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Servant desperately needed a ball that they would cuddle. It is a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.