The Beautiful Servant

The Beautiful Servant desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Servant craved for a toilet brush that they would hug. This seems a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Servant often carried a bottle of coke that they would hug. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Servant owned a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Servant found a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Servant always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.