The Unusual Servant

The Unusual Servant wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Unusual Servant craved for a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels it was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Unusual Servant desired a teapot that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected it was out of this world. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Servant desired a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Servant desired a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Unusual Servant found a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A spade was the chosen item.