His Confused Servant

His Confused Servant desperately needed a big sponge that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Servant wanted a big sponge to hug. It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

His Confused Servant desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes hug. It would be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Servant desperately looked for a CD player that they would often break. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Confused Servant desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

His Confused Servant often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes of all things.