His Lonely Servant

His Lonely Servant found a little monkey that they liked to break. One might find this to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Servant desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Lonely Servant desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Lonely Servant desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Servant desired a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Servant had a rubber johnny that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.