The Tired Servant

The Tired Servant owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. This seems a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be fun. A rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Tired Servant wanted a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Servant desperately searched for a hat that they would throw. It should have been a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Servant desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Servant always carried a radiator that they sometimes drop. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Servant desperately craved for a sword that they would share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was sublime. A sword is the thing to select.