The Nervous Servant

The Nervous Servant carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Servant desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Servant desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Servant desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Servant looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Nervous Servant desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A lava lamp would be the item chosen.