Her Fat Servant

Her Fat Servant looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Servant found a hat that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Her Fat Servant had a tomato to experiment on. It should have been a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Her Fat Servant desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

Her Fat Servant desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Fat Servant carried a can of coke that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.