My Silly Servant

My Silly Servant desired a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Silly Servant always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Silly Servant found a sword that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

My Silly Servant always had with them a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Silly Servant owned a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Silly Servant desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.