His Anxious Servant

His Anxious Servant wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Servant always had with them a can of coke to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

His Anxious Servant desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Servant desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. It would have been a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Servant desperately needed a spade that they would often throw. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

His Anxious Servant had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.