A Gentle Servant

A Gentle Servant desired a CD player that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player having that done to it

A Gentle Servant searched for a rubber chicken to drop. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

A Gentle Servant desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Gentle Servant always carried a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It might have been an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Servant often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Servant needed a can of Tango that they would smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.