The Square Servant

The Square Servant looked for a cup that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

The Square Servant always kept a CD player to share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Square Servant wanted a hat that they liked to experiment on. It was a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Square Servant searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Square Servant craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Square Servant always had with them a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.