His Scary Servant

His Scary Servant looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Scary Servant needed a can of Tango that they would often embrace. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Servant desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

His Scary Servant craved for a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

His Scary Servant desperately desired a tomato that they would occasionally drop. It should be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

His Scary Servant wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.