His Nervous Servant

His Nervous Servant looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A custard pie is the item to choose.

His Nervous Servant owned a wig that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Servant desired a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Servant often carried a spade that they liked to share. It is an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Servant craved for a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Servant searched for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It was a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.