My Adorable Servant

My Adorable Servant craved for a computer to put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a computer is the thing to choose.

My Adorable Servant desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Adorable Servant craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Adorable Servant needed a magic 8 ball that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Servant had a pint of beer that they would break. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

My Adorable Servant desperately needed a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.