The Green Servant

The Green Servant often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original thought, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Servant desired a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Green Servant owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Green Servant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It is a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Green Servant craved for a pen that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Servant had a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.