A Square Servant

A Square Servant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Square Servant had a painting of a melon that they would embrace. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Square Servant desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was opted for.

A Square Servant desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Square Servant wanted a teapot that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Square Servant had a ball that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.