Their Purple Servant

Their Purple Servant always kept a teapot to sit and look at. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

Their Purple Servant wanted a sword to drop. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A sword was the chosen item.

Their Purple Servant desired a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

Their Purple Servant needed a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a mug being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Servant looked for a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Servant desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It was a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it