My Fat Servant

My Fat Servant often carried a set of lego to share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Servant found a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

My Fat Servant found a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Servant desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Fat Servant desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Servant found a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.