The Round Servant

The Round Servant had a sword that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Round Servant always kept a bat that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

The Round Servant desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Round Servant desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Round Servant needed a crown that they liked to play with. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Servant owned a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.