The Confused Servant

The Confused Servant always had with them a cup that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Servant needed a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Confused Servant always kept a melon that they liked to share. It was considered to be an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was stunning. A melon would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Servant desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Confused Servant desperately needed a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It is a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Servant carried a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be spectacular. A stapler was the chosen thing.