His Funny Servant

His Funny Servant needed a custard pie that they would share. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Funny Servant craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

His Funny Servant desired a pen that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to select.

His Funny Servant often carried a little monkey that they would often smash. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Funny Servant always kept a stapler that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler of all things.

His Funny Servant wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.