The Special Servant

The Special Servant desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It should be a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be fun. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Special Servant looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was awesome. A block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Special Servant always kept a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Special Servant always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Special Servant owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Special Servant desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.