The Unusual Servant

The Unusual Servant craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Servant desired a can of Tango that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Servant desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Servant carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Servant always carried a crown that they would often sleep with. It is an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Servant craved for a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be miraculous. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.