The Exceptional Snake

The Exceptional Snake always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Snake always had with them a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Snake had a set square that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Snake desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Snake desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Snake desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes eat. It would have been an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.