The Depressed Snake

The Depressed Snake desired a piece of paper that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Depressed Snake desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Snake found a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It would be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Snake always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Snake desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

The Depressed Snake wanted a computer that they liked to share. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.