A Bum Loving Snake

A Bum Loving Snake desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Snake looked for a helmet that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Snake always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Bum Loving Snake desperately needed a piece of paper to insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be magnificent. A piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Snake often carried a pen that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Snake carried a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.