The Lonely Snake

The Lonely Snake carried a bottle of beer that they would throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Lonely Snake desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Snake desired a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Snake desperately craved for a stapler that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Lonely Snake desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be epic. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Lonely Snake desperately craved for a piece of paper to throw. One might say this is a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.