A Lovely Snake

A Lovely Snake owned a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sword would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Snake desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Lovely Snake often carried a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.

A Lovely Snake always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

A Lovely Snake always kept a set square that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square being the thing selected.

A Lovely Snake looked for a set square to worship. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a set square being the item selected.