The Handsome Snake

The Handsome Snake craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Handsome Snake desperately needed a sack of potatoes to hug. It should be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Snake always kept a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Snake desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Snake often carried a helmet that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Snake often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.