The Big Snake

The Big Snake had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Big Snake desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally throw. It might be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Snake often carried a mug that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Snake desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Big Snake carried a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Big Snake had a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.