The Exciting Snake

The Exciting Snake carried a bottle of coke to smash. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Snake searched for a cup that they sometimes smash. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake desperately desired a sack of potatoes to drop. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Exciting Snake searched for a bat that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A bat having that done to it

The Exciting Snake desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often drop. One might say this is a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It was an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.