The Blue Snake

The Blue Snake desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Blue Snake had a stretchman that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Blue Snake desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Snake desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Snake had a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Blue Snake desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item selected.