A Boring Snake

A Boring Snake desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A melon would be the item chosen.

A Boring Snake craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Snake owned a spade that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Snake had a can of Tango that they would hug. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Snake desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Boring Snake owned a sponge that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.