Naughty Snake

Naughty Snake always had with them a pint of beer that they would often drop. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Naughty Snake wanted a stapler that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Naughty Snake needed a ball that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A ball is the thing to choose.

Naughty Snake needed a pint of cider to demolish. This seems to be an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Naughty Snake desired a pen that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a pen is the item that was chosen.

Naughty Snake often carried a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A bag of poop is the item to opt for.