"No wonder he kept asking about the chicken." HAAAAA!!!!!

I suppose $17 is pretty reasonable. There's the cost of feeding the bird. Not to mention daily visits to the chicken parlor for some feather fluffing and preening. Don't forget the pedicure. Oh! And the massage followed by a seaweed wrap and cucumber facial. (All this is to look good for the personal trainer who is determined to WORK THOSE THIGHS!) Then there is the limo ride to the airport so that it can board a private jet. During the in flight concert, it would be rude if the chicken didn't tip the waitresses and the performers. And of course there's a full meal for a 10 minute flight, peanuts simply aren't filling enough. Finally there's the rental fee and insurance for the blue 1959 Corvette ride to the processing plant.

Really, when you think about it, that's a bargain on such a delicious chicken.

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