The Grumpy Sparrow

The Grumpy Sparrow had a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Sparrow wanted a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Sparrow craved for a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Sparrow had a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Sparrow desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Sparrow desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.