A Careful Sparrow

A Careful Sparrow found a pint of beer to throw. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Careful Sparrow found a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

A Careful Sparrow always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

A Careful Sparrow needed a set square that they would often break. It was a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

A Careful Sparrow desperately desired a helmet that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Careful Sparrow needed a bottle of wine that they would break. It was a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.