Her Square Sparrow

Her Square Sparrow owned a melon that they sometimes play with. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Square Sparrow desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Square Sparrow always kept a CD player that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Her Square Sparrow needed a sword that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be stunning. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

Her Square Sparrow carried a rubber johnny to experiment on. It might have been an original action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.