His Little Sparrow

His Little Sparrow always had with them a stapler that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Little Sparrow always kept a piece of paper that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

His Little Sparrow owned a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Little Sparrow desperately needed a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

His Little Sparrow desired a stretchman that they would often embrace. This seems a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing selected.

His Little Sparrow always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.