The Lonely Sparrow

The Lonely Sparrow desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Sparrow always carried a bat that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

The Lonely Sparrow desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

The Lonely Sparrow wanted a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Sparrow needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Lonely Sparrow searched for a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.